[Onslaught]

What is the difference between a golf ball and an Escalade?

Tiger Woods can't drive an Escalade 300 yards. ;D

 

[Onslaught]

What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods?

Santa only has 3 hos ( ho ho ho ). ;D

 

[screamin demon]

You know, Tiger Woods said that he would quit golf to save his marriage. I'm pretty sure that quiting other woman would be even more effective

 

[Onslaught]

He had it all, and screwed it all up. ( golf clap )