Hehehe, nice one Eric!
Very true!
Felix
Very true!
Felix
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Read this one. I hope you will like it...
Aussie Customs
A Chinese man decides to move to
Australia after 50 years of living in Shanghai.
He buys a small piece of land near Mt Isa.
A few days after moving in, the friendly Aussie neighbour decides to go
across and
Welcome the new guy to the region.
He goes next door but on his way up the drive-way he sees the Chinese man
running
Around his front yard chasing about 10 hens.
Not wanting to interrupt these 'Chinese Customs', he decides to put the
welcome on hold for the day.
The next day, he decides to try again, but just as he is about to
Knock on the front door, he looks through the window and sees the Chinese
man
Urinate into a glass and then drink it. Not wanting to interrupt another
'Chinese custom', he decides to put the welcome on hold for yet another
day.
A day later he decides to give it one last go, but on his way next door,
He sees the Chinese man leading a bull down the drive-way, pause, and
Then put his head next to the bull's bum.
The Aussie bloke can't handle this, so he goes up to the Chinese man
And says, 'Jeez Mate, what the hell is it with your Chinese customs?
I come over to welcome you to the neighbourhood, and see you running around
The yard after hens.
The next day you are pissing in a glass and drinking it, and then today
you have
Your head so close to that bull's bum, it could just about shit on you.'
The Chinese man is very taken back and says, 'Sorry sir, you no understand.
These no Chinese customs I doing, these Australian Customs.''
What do you mean mate' says the Aussie, 'Those aren't Australian customs.
'Yes they are', replied the Chinese man, 'man at travel agent say to become
true Australian,
I must learn to chase chicks, drink piss, and listen to bull-shit.
BY FWM
Aussie Customs
A Chinese man decides to move to
Australia after 50 years of living in Shanghai.
He buys a small piece of land near Mt Isa.
A few days after moving in, the friendly Aussie neighbour decides to go
across and
Welcome the new guy to the region.
He goes next door but on his way up the drive-way he sees the Chinese man
running
Around his front yard chasing about 10 hens.
Not wanting to interrupt these 'Chinese Customs', he decides to put the
welcome on hold for the day.
The next day, he decides to try again, but just as he is about to
Knock on the front door, he looks through the window and sees the Chinese
man
Urinate into a glass and then drink it. Not wanting to interrupt another
'Chinese custom', he decides to put the welcome on hold for yet another
day.
A day later he decides to give it one last go, but on his way next door,
He sees the Chinese man leading a bull down the drive-way, pause, and
Then put his head next to the bull's bum.
The Aussie bloke can't handle this, so he goes up to the Chinese man
And says, 'Jeez Mate, what the hell is it with your Chinese customs?
I come over to welcome you to the neighbourhood, and see you running around
The yard after hens.
The next day you are pissing in a glass and drinking it, and then today
you have
Your head so close to that bull's bum, it could just about shit on you.'
The Chinese man is very taken back and says, 'Sorry sir, you no understand.
These no Chinese customs I doing, these Australian Customs.''
What do you mean mate' says the Aussie, 'Those aren't Australian customs.
'Yes they are', replied the Chinese man, 'man at travel agent say to become
true Australian,
I must learn to chase chicks, drink piss, and listen to bull-shit.
BY FWM
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I Lol'd 'IRL', what a slap at Felix, eh mate? 
hahahahaha, that's funny stuff!
Hah, nah its quite true, hard to deny!Blackout said:I Lol'd 'IRL', what a slap at Felix, eh mate?
Felix
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