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« Reply #90 on: April 14, 2009, 12:48:31 AM »
Quote from: Felix on April 14, 2009, 12:22:04 AM
maybe Spooph will do it,

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WTF does spooph have to do with this?
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« Reply #91 on: April 14, 2009, 12:58:30 AM »
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Quote from: Felix on April 14, 2009, 12:22:04 AM
maybe Spooph will do it,

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WTF does spooph have to do with this?

We'll find out shortly heh
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« Reply #92 on: April 14, 2009, 01:13:10 AM »
Since virt doesnt want all this *waves his hands up and down himself*

Gonna hit spooph up for a 5 hr marriage in Vegas Cheesy

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« Reply #93 on: April 14, 2009, 01:30:32 AM »
Virt i was so about to suggest vegas for the wedding...   You can ge amrried and sign the papers and then get drunk next door and then walk one more buisness over and get divorced!   Yayz!
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« Reply #94 on: April 14, 2009, 01:35:13 AM »
Quote from: Felix on April 14, 2009, 01:13:10 AM
Since virt doesnt want all this *waves his hands up and down himself*

Gonna hit spooph up for a 5 hr marriage in Vegas Cheesy

Felix

You know I died a little inside in a very weird sort of way when you said that...

Aeros- You know I saw one of those "get divorced in 30 minutes for $30" ahaha. AWESOME.

Dude my girlfriend would f**king murder me, you all dont know how mean she can get!
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« Reply #95 on: April 14, 2009, 02:03:00 AM »
She was gonna be best man! Come on would have been a laugh!

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« Reply #96 on: April 14, 2009, 02:10:15 AM »
I'm going to ask her today what she thinks about us visiting Las Vegas and me getting married to you for 5 hours lol. Its almost like a trap, I can hear her now, "NO, Only if you marry me afterwards" then dude....i'm f**ked ahahaha.

Are you actually serious about this? Or are you drinking again?
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« Reply #97 on: April 14, 2009, 02:13:45 AM »
NO VIRT!!!   IT"S A TRAP!!!   RUN!!!   Dude you should know NEVER mention marriage to a girl...   Unless you are about to actually get married.   It makes them all clingy.   They get like an octopus and then later on down the road if you break up they stalk you in your sleep.   Trust me i have been there...   Creepy.

SAVE YOURSELF VIRT!!!
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« Reply #98 on: April 14, 2009, 02:16:11 AM »
Dude i'm already f**ked! I went on our first date 2 years ago, and 2 hours later I took her virginity (its the eyes) Talk about clingy ahaha I'm screwed already LOL.

But she's fun to pick on so she's a keeper haha
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« Reply #99 on: April 14, 2009, 02:25:24 AM »
Hahaha, oh dear...

Yeah, am drinking, but still serious, would be hilarious! Get photos and everything! Who knows, its three days in vegas, ANYTHING could happen!

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« Reply #100 on: April 14, 2009, 02:27:07 AM »
....I'll think about it, If I wimp out Spooph is going to have to be the man.

Cant wait til he reads this lol. Felix you're crazy you know that right?
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« Reply #101 on: April 14, 2009, 02:28:51 AM »
Three days in vegas...   Hmm...   Hold off til early September when i get back and i'll go.   I'll be the official photographer.   And hell.   In the name of vegas...   Anything just might happen.
Bwa-haha! Cool
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« Reply #102 on: April 14, 2009, 02:32:24 AM »
Nah, completely sane... its only the voices and my shrink that think otherwise!



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« Reply #103 on: April 14, 2009, 02:35:31 AM »
hahaha ouch!
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« Reply #104 on: April 14, 2009, 02:38:31 AM »
Felix.   Dude.   Where and why did you get that pic?   That is insane.   It reminds me of the BME pain olympics.   (http://forum.ragezone.com/f10/bme-pain-olympics-326769/) WARNING: over eighteen only it's just plain sick what they do and yes.   It's real.
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